AISubs v3.4
Yes, we know.
We hope you're not stereotyping yourself speaking like that.
No, no, no.
Be quiet.
You're really early today. Are you at a hotel?
Yes, I am.
Can you press the button and tell me what time it is?
It's 4:50 in the morning.
I'm going to do a real wake up prank.
Finally, I'm going to do it.
I've been thinking of doing it since last August.
It's been about a year, but I'm finally doing it.
You touched me like this, didn't you?
Good morning.
Wake up.
Wake up prank.
Good morning.
Serizawa-san?
Did you wake up?
I'm scared.
Nakamura-san is here.
Manager-san.
I'm scared.
I thought you were a ghost.
Did you think I was a ghost?
I'm scared.
Good morning.
I'm scared.
Are you in Serizawa-san's town?
Yes.
Good morning.
I'm scared.
I thought you were a ghost.
I heard a strange sound.
What did you hear at first?
I heard a sound.
The door was open.
Isn't it early in the morning?
What time is it now?
It's 5:15 in the morning.
It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
What did you say today?
Oiso Long Beach.
Why are you staying on Oiso Long Beach?
Let's go there by bus.
Let's stay at Oiso Long Beach.
Let's stay at Oiso Prince Hotel.
Let's stay there.
That's right.
Today's work is over.
Are you kidding me?
I thought you were a ghost.
I'm not a ghost.
What?
I'm not a ghost.
What is this?
This is YouTube.
I have a YouTube channel called IJIRI OKADA.
This is a video that will remain for the rest of my life.
This is the worst.
But this is the best.
SERIZAWA, what do you think of this?
I pretend to be asleep and do it again.
I haven't done anything yet.
I do it before I go to the washroom.
I'm going to wash my hands from now on.
SERIZAWA's skills will be tested from now on.
Until I say good morning, please say something to me.
Can I do it again?
I don't make mistakes when I'm awake.
SERIZAWA, thank you very much.
Why do I look like this?
I'm very nervous.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What?
Aren't you suppose to say that?
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
We just started, didn't we?
We're just...
We're just getting started.
I'm surprised.
It's a prank vlog.
I'm entering in a minute.
I'm soya milking!
Good morning!
Wake up!
What?
Wake up prank!
Wake up!
Who are you?
I'm Izzy Okada. I've been doing this for 34 years.
Good morning!
Can you tell me your size?
88cm, 60cm, 90cm or 95cm?
It depends on your size.
By the way, your pose is not good.
But I can do it.
I'm wearing black underwear.
Please show us your best pose and we'll call it a big success.
Have you ever done gravure since 5:30 in the morning?
No, I haven't.
It's been 5 hours and 36 minutes since you joined the entertainment world.
Please show us your best pose and we'll call it a big success.
Wow!
It's the best!
Wow!
It's 95cm!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Well...
Let's hide our heads and die.
One, two...
Big success!
But...
It's a lie, isn't it?
Yes.
Haruna from your agency is staying at your house.
What? No way!
If you don't mind, let me ask you something.
Would you like to move in with me?
Would you like me to move in with you?
I'd love to!
Haruna from your agency is staying at your house.